Bill Wurtz

Bill Wurtz (full name: The Almighty Allknowing Grand Magistrate Agha Air Marshal Anax Baron Consul Elder Doctor Grand Master Lonko Head Honcho Post Master General Doctor William Wurtzialoshakhramolamanusha, often stylized as bill wurtz) is a 12-dimensional superbeing residing in the 2nd annex of the 3rd sector of 548-U10. On Earth, they are percieved as a jazz musician and online content creator, well known for their projects where they explain how they created Earth and the therein residing landmass referred to as Japan, along with songs where they warn humanity of the impending apocalypse and talk about their regret of creating humans and the planet Earth.

Little is known about Wurtz, although they are known to graciously answer any question their followers may have. Wurtz seems to have been around since the beginning of time, with the first mention of Bill Wurtz in documents by Sir Plant. Despite having created Earth, humans do not pay very many respects to Wurtz, many accrediting this to the reason behind the downfall of human society. Wurtz did gain fame for releasing their projects documenting the creation of Japan and the Earth, along with a few much shorter poetic works.

Works
Wurtz started their art circa 2009 in Earth years and began to gain an audience in 2014.

history of japan and history of the entire world, i guess
In 2016, Wurtz released their work history of japan in which they chronicle their process of creating Japan. Because of the subjective nature of the video, Wurtz's thought process and motivation for the creation of Japan is unclear.

In 2017, Wurtz released history of the entire world, i guess, in which they described the creation of Earth. Similar to history of japan, Wurtz's motivation is unknown.

Relationships
Wurtz has an on-going conflict with superbeing Infinite Waters. Long ago, Wurtz and Waters were one being, known as Infinite Wurtz (Diving Deep). Eventually, Infinite Wurtz was tasked with monitoring the development of all lower lifeforms and over time became conflicted about aiding the development of said lifeforms. One half of Infinite Wurtz, which later became Infinite Waters, wanted to help guide lower lifeforms while the other half, soon to become Bill Wurtz, opted to maintain a distance from lower lifeforms, believing higher lifeforms should interfere as little as possible, allowing lower lifeforms to freely choose their paths in life. Because of the tension in binding light particles, the being split into two beings now becoming Infinite Waters and Bill Wurtz. This has resulted in numerous territorial conflicts in the Astral Plane and other conflicts, in order to gain posession of lower dimensional beings. These conflicts have mostly stopped through efforts of the Mojave Accords.