Interstellar snare drum

The Interstellar Snare Drum is a member of the astral plane. It spans 5 dimensions, but nobody knows which ones. Badambam. The drum tends to stay in place, but has sometimes been seen orbiting other members of the plane. Drrrrrrrrrrrr. The drum is often silent and when it is not it plays many different rhythms, though it tends to stick to one of its 5 sacred rhythms.

Sacred Rhythms
The drum has 5 sacred rhythms, believed to give power, peace, and hope to those who hear it.

Rhythm 1: Rickyticky
Rickyticky is one of the most complex rhythms and is often played at the birth of a new star in the astral plane.

Rhythm 2: Scoopski Potatoes
Scoopski potatoes!

Rhythm 3: Vvvvvvv
This one is designed to be played by the interstellar snare drum, while all the other rhythms are played by the interstellar snare drum.

Rhythm 3: Ϡ Scampi
This one is played during the big Scampi buffet held annually in the astral plane. I'm not allowed to talk about the key lime pie that they eat because it's

Rhythm 5: Oh, Captain
This one is played when someone enters the astral realm for their first time.

Additional Info and Recipes
In the year known as the year after that year, the interstellar snare drum returned. This event was known as the Interstellar Snare Drum Revival (QVPS).


 * 1) Preheat oven to 1272° Kelvin
 * 2) Remove cows from kitchen, they will try to eat the oven
 * 3) DRRRRRRR TSSSS
 * 4) Badombadomdarrrrampamapam

(I play my drum for him) Barampampampam

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